This entry will be a little different then my normal entries about pursuing God and revival. This entry will be about the controversial and addictive topic of Sham Wow’s. This new invention, which is likely the work of devil worshiping voodoo witches, is essentially a towel that once provoked by conditioning, can absorb copious amounts of liquid even when wet. Brilliant, but somehow maniacal as this object seems to be controlled by the untrusting sales tactics of the wizard named Vince who by the quickness of hand and the cunning of words, convinces thousands of people to throw their hard earned money at a towel that could, in turn, potentially absorb peoples house, boat, car, kids or even their own souls. One should be careful before they go and through away their money all willy-nilly at the newest hot product.
For those of you who read these posts religiously, this is not the way things are going to be from now on its just that I have noticed all of these posts have been very serious, and decided to though some absurd and farfetched humour into the mix.
God Bless
-Andrew-
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